Victorian State Election (Pascoe Vale): Meet Francesco Timpano!

Francesco Timpano is running as an independent in the seat of Pascoe Vale.  He is a local architect, who ran for council in the rather bizarre Moreland Council Election a couple of years back, when everyone and their dog ran for council and several candidates engaged in such dodgy and underhanded – and occasionally illegal – shenanigans that we even started getting written up in The Age for our general dubiousness.  So nice when the Northern suburbs get some attention.

Mr Timpano, however, was one of the better-behaved candidates in this election, so I am disposed to view him mildly favourably.  (But I did just re-scan the Lower House Ticket for Pascoe Vale, just to make sure the really shonky candidates hadn’t joined any political parties and come back to haunt us.  It seems not.)

Mr Timpano has a FaceBook page for his campaign, and it is fairly shouty.  He likes to tell us things IN BLOCK CAPITALS.  WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!

Here’s his manifesto:

Now running for the seat of Pascoe Vale at the upcoming state elections.

Because its the only way to get OUR FAIR SHARE & stop getting ignored and short changed by the major parties.



So there you have it.

Mr Timpano’s flyer (which is very retro, full of capital letters and yellow highlighting) goes on to elaborate a little on this, pointing out that major parties tend to put money into marginal seats.  Since Pascoe Vale is un-winnable for the Liberals, and un-losable for Labor, we get nothing.  I have a lot of sympathy with this view, to be honest.

Mr Timpano wants us to know that he is one of us, ‘NOT one of them’, and is a local.  Which is true.  Also, “FRANKY knows how to get things done.”

His five key issues are infrastructure (safer footpaths, better lighting, rail crossings, and roads), services (including childcare, senior citizens, police and a NEW HOSPITAL), more money for sports and education, a fair share of housing, given our demographics, and the environment (‘World best practices for a positive impact for all PROJECTS’, which is a little vague).  With the exception of the infrastructure stuff, it’s all a little non-specific, but the ideas are generally good.

I’m a little dubious about just how much the environment is a priority for Mr Timpano, given the vagueness of his statement, and the lack of a statement about public transport, energy, bike paths, or anything like that.  I suspect that policy is a little bit of an afterthought, and is probably mostly about designing energy efficient housing.  According to this article, Mr Timpano does not have strong feelings about either public transport or roads.  In fact, politically, he gives the impression of being middle of the road – left-wing, but in a fairly conservative, old-school way.  His how to vote card preferences Labor second and Liberal third, with Family First ahead of the Greens, and those scary Socialists at the very bottom of the ticket.  There’s definitely a bit of family values going on here.

Honestly, I think Mr Timpano really only has one policy, and that is getting Pascoe Vale its fair share of services.  He is really pushing the “it’s not fair / we deserve better” line far more strongly than he is pushing anything else.  Will this make him a good MP for Pascoe Vale?  I’m honestly not sure.  We do need to be better represented (and there is a fair bit of muttering about our Labor candidate, who is the God-daughter of our current incumbent), but we are also part of a greater whole, and there are, to be frank, areas that are more in need than we are.

In the end, there just isn’t enough content here for me to judge whether Mr Timpano should get my vote… which probably means he is going to wind up somewhere in the middle of the ticket, above the parties that actively annoy me, but behind the ones whose policies I actively like…

6 thoughts on “Victorian State Election (Pascoe Vale): Meet Francesco Timpano!

  1. I always wondered who lived in that big old building on the corner, I get my petrol at the petrol station next door & the CEC Party have their office the door after. Not that there is a street number out front anywhere nor is there any signage in front of the building to identify that it is CEC territory.
    My sister told me that it is illegal to have a business & no signage – go figure.
    It is us & them, us being the state & them being the federal government.
    You see it is Tony Abbott who refused to “throw more money” at Holden & now they are leaving us. It is being said that when the auto makers are all gone it will have cost us 200.000 jobs all up.
    One of the guys at Mantello Motors ( where I get my car done) told me that almost all of business in Fawkner has closed down.
    The enemy is the federal government & state politicians should be about defending us against their ridiculous & inept policies.

  2. After failing at the 2020 Election, the man continues to pay for Facebook political ads. I twice interacted with the ads critically. On each occasion he used a shadow account “Frank Sanzini” to make libellous claims on my public posts.

    This man believes he is fit for a position of influence and decision. These actions are clearly indicative of his incapacity for anything approaching accountable adult behaviour.

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